Keyboard Warriors (feat. Hunter Madison) letra

You're think you're so cool
Just cause you have a gun in your profile pic
You wish you were fucking brave enough
To talk about sucking dick
Outdated as a dinosaur
It's time we settle the score
My dick is smaller than yours
And my butt is always sore

I am the king of this basement
My mom serves me on my leather throne
You say I need to mature
I'm 32 kid, I'm basically grown
I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

Do the curtains match the drapes
Jakey Wakey's burning bush
Looks a lot like Bob Ross
You fuckin' punk, you can swallow my junk
And go jump on a dick, bitch
I am the boss
My dad will beat your dad's ass so fast
Don't make me call my father out
My momma's cooking is also better than your mom's
Whatever I want it's on demand, it's so bomb

Mommy, I'm yelling your name
You need to get me something to eat
Cause your baby is hungry
What the fuck is this, I did not asked for spaghetti
I specifically asked for tamales
30 years old and I'm in my parents basement
Cause I'm too savvy for workin'
Fuck, there's no way I shot you in the face
This dude must be hacking the server

I am a hunter and you are my prey
I'll 360 no scope you right in the face
I could kick your ass in any video game
With my keyboard equipped, I'll put you to shame

I'm pretty sure I saw you in the store today
You are so fucking lucky
I didn't come up and just say hey
What do you even want from me?
I just want to lose my virginity

You probably couldn't tell
When you saw me in real life
I am actually really big and buff online
I'm definitely not insecure
You only dislike me cause you're immature
Grow up

BROJOB - Letras

• Be My Valentine (feat. Dickie Allen)
• Bite Down
• Bottom Feeders (feat. Taylor Barber)
• Brojob: Exposed?
• Collapse
• Doris
• Embrace The Decay (feat. Kyle Anderson)
• Erection Injection
• EXTRA THICC (feat. KMAC2021)
• Fuck Yourself (feat. Mac Smith)
• Give Up (feat. Justin Czubas)
• Goodbye (feat. Devin Duarte)
• Goth Is The New Black
• Hate Is a Disease
• Heavy Rain
• Help Is Not On The Way
• IMPULSE
• Keyboard Warriors (feat. Hunter Madison)
• Let Go
• Pen Island
• Pull The Plug
• Punchline
• PUNISHER (feat. John Robert C)
• Recidivism (feat. Dan Tucker)
• Save Yourself
• Sleep It Away
• TALK SHIT GET KISSED
• TEENIE WEENIE (feat. Lucas Mann & Howie Favichia)
• Temper Tantrum
• The Birds And The Brees (feat. Luke Griffin & Mike Greenwood)
• THE INCEL ANTHEM
• Tickle War
• Tuff Love
• Viral Suicidal (feat. g.h0st)
• We Are the Boyfriend Stealers